I feel it necessary to smash some myths about the fine bastion of education I am supposed to be attending. In that, as should be patently obvious by virtue of the fact that I am here, it is fully of a load of nutty piss heads, not snooty intellectuals. Here are some examples of high-brow birthday poetry written by some friends of mine, both of whom will allegedly be M.A (Hons) in English in three years time:
On young Katy’s twenty first (minus two, oops)
She had an incredible thirst
She drank so much
that she showed me her crotch
So i told her that it was the worst
(hun, well I tried – Matt x)
Happy Birthday to a sexy girl
Who likes to dance and have a whirl
Tonight we’ll go to the Raddy Arms pub
Have a good time and get some good grub
Then later if we get the chance
We’ll end up in Park End for a dance!
This chick likes to have fun at a serious rate
So probably we’ll come home rather late
Have a wicked birthday Katy mate!
(Ellie)
See what a bunch of utter nutters I keep company with :-))
I feel it necessary to smash some myths about the fine bastion of education I am supposed to be attending. In that, as should be patently obvious by virtue of the fact that I am here, it is fully of a load of nutty piss heads, not snooty intellectuals. Here are some examples of high-brow birthday poetry written by some friends of mine, both of whom will allegedly be M.A (Hons) in English in three years time:
On young Katy’s twenty first (minus two, oops)
She had an incredible thirst
She drank so much
that she showed me her crotch
So i told her that it was the worst
(hun, well I tried – Matt x)
Happy Birthday to a sexy girl
Who likes to dance and have a whirl
Tonight we’ll go to the Raddy Arms pub
Have a good time and get some good grub
Then later if we get the chance
We’ll end up in Park End for a dance!
This chick likes to have fun at a serious rate
So probably we’ll come home rather late
Have a wicked birthday Katy mate!
(Ellie)
See what a bunch of utter nutters I keep company with :-))
Another year older, another year not very much wiser. Only one more year left of teenagehood – better get my zimmer frame out quick, kids!
Another year older, another year not very much wiser. Only one more year left of teenagehood – better get my zimmer frame out quick, kids!
