coming soon to a town near you!

theft. it’s not big and it’s not clever. which is why we’re initiating klepto-soc.

have an incontrollable desire to nick stuff? ever gone on holiday to greece and returned with an inordinate number of shot-glasses that you pilfered from various bars and clubs (42 to be precise)? see stuff and think, ooh I’ll be having that then?

yes? then come and join the klepto-run. two teams of four, with a mission and and 2 hours. items to be stolen include things like 2 starbucks mugs, one stella pint glass from the turf and an ashtray from the randolph etc etc. you can split up, but it’s just not cricket. whichever team returns back to base first with the most number of items and the least amount of money spent in the process of obtaining said items wins.

see you in holloway girls!

things that are good:

1. sushi with the girls

2. fat bastard chardonnay

3. cafe creme cigars

4. cadbury’s eclairs

5. all of the above in one evening

reasons why kitschbitch is a masochistic lunatic:

1. an essay on the history of childhood to write

2. two collections (informal exams) to revise for

3. meetings for the forthcoming ball

4. organising the launch party for picasso at the lapin agile (forthcoming play)

5. fundseeking & raising for the film I’m producing

6. managing the tour of the oxford revue’s trip to the edinburgh fringe

7. er – my degree?

why? why do I do this to myself? kiss kiss!

kitschbitch is off to climes warmer – see you in a week.

kiss kiss!