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10 Best Things We’ll Say to Our Grandkids


[ image courtesy Nishant Choksi ]

Brilliant piece from this month’s Wired – 10 Best Things We’ll Say to Our Grandkids:

  1. Back in my day, we only needed 140 characters.
  2. There used to be so much snow up here, you could strap a board to your feet and slide all the way down.
  3. Televised contests gave cash prizes to whoever could store the most data in their head.
  4. Well, the screens were bigger, but they only showed the movies at certain times of day.
  5. We all had one, but nobody actually used it. Come to think of it, I bet my LinkedIn profile is still out there on the Web somewhere.
  6. *
  7. Our bodies were made of meat and supported by little sticks of calcium.
  8. You used to keep files right on your computer, and you had to go back to that same computer to access them!
  9. Is that the new iPhone 27G? Got multitasking yet?
  10. I just can’t get used to this darn vat-grown steak. Texture ain’t right.

* Translation: “English used to be the dominant language. Crazy, huh?”

Why everything sucks

Craig Ferguson on the deification of youth and stupidity – and why it’s advertising’s fault:

Word. And a sage example of why we should think ‘people’ not ‘consumers’.

[ via derek powazek ]

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

I’m sure you’ve already seen this latest work of genius from The Onion, but in case you haven’t (and it is TEH AWESOME!), check out the preview of the MacBook Wheel – where everything is just a few hundred clicks away:

Twitter Whore

From the fabulous Lisa Nova (her McCain / Palin take off is superb), OMG LOL WTF it’s Twitter Whore!